Lean Eating winners announced!

June 13th, 2011  |  Published in Stumpblog  |  4 Comments

The results are in — see who won $10,000 in the Lean Eating program! And I dare you to watch the video of Coach Krista presenting the winner with a cheque and not cry.

Stumpamaniacs, this stuff is the real deal. It is awesome, it works, and it changes lives. I’ve developed an all-new curriculum for July 2011.

If you’re ready to take control of your life and learn an incredible variety of health and wellness skills that will make you strong and lean, turn you into a superninja, teach you how to roast the perfect chicken, make you a better person, fix your relationships, help you find your purpose, and sort your sock drawer… the time is now. Doesn’t matter if you’ve never exercised before in your life, if you still have gym class flashbacks, if you’re an athlete or couch potato, if you’re 150 or 350 lb — there is a place for you in Lean Eating. We go slow and steady, one very small thing at a time. Before you know it, you’re awesome.

Our coaches rock and they really love what they do. We’re all proud of our work. Come see us. We’ll fix your shit.


  1. Marianna says:

    June 15th, 2011at 8:19 pm(#)

    I am on the waiting list for July and can’t wait for you to fix my shit! And lordy I need it. It is my 36th birthday present… yay! Oh and can I ask for you as a coach Krista?

  2. Mistress Krista says:

    June 16th, 2011at 3:18 am(#)

    @Marianna: Great for you! Congratulations! I will not be coaching this time round, as I’m writing/designing the program itself. However there are two amazing ladies running the show for July 2011; they are both quite competent at the kicking of the ass. You’ll just be reading my dumb jokes every day in the lessons. :)

  3. Marianna says:

    June 16th, 2011at 10:20 pm(#)

    Oh no! I am looking forward to it. In training for my next baby. Good luck with the writing and design process.

  4. Ann says:

    June 28th, 2011at 12:22 pm(#)

    I’m in the midst of the Jan 2011 Lean Eating cohort as we speak (6 months down, 6 months to go!), and let me tell you that it is absolutely, positively the best thing EVER! To anyone reading this who is thinking about signing up: Just. Do. It. Your body, mind and pants size will thank you for it.

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