“If you were on a desert island…”
March 24th, 2009 | Published in Stumpblog | 3 Comments
…and had to give one fitness tip, what would it be?
(Um, other than, I guess, “find water, get shelter, stay alive”… but after that, when you met your essential requirements and started thinking about how you could squat a barbell made out of coconuts…)
I totally figured everyone would have the same one as me, but apparently not. Check it out — 19 folks share their numero uno coconut-barbell-busting idea.
March 24th, 2009at 12:40 pm(#)
1) Exertion, stress, sweat and fatigue are natural components to our lives. We respond well to them – we get leaner and stronger the more we experience them. If you’re weak and/or overweight you are living unnaturally.
2) Look in a mirror not a magazine to determine what’s beautiful. If you like what you see, you’ve found beauty. If you don’t like what you see, read number 1 above. Check back often.
3) If you do nothing else, find a big rock, pick it up and carry it around a bit. If this doesn’t cause exertion, stress, sweat and fatigue put it down and find a bigger rock.
4) If it doesn’t look like food, it isn’t.
March 26th, 2009at 6:52 pm(#)
If I were on a desert island, I’d instantaneously be in a better position — no computers, no sitting at a desk 8 hours a day.
April 1st, 2009at 6:00 pm(#)
Couldn’t help but noticing that these tips start with “Stop being a pussy and…”
It’s really really really great the way they did that. Really.