Fuck Calories
Yeah. That’s right. Fuck calories.
Sick of all the bullshit around eating? Me too. Let’s get real and make eating fun again.
Enter your email address in the box to the right and download yourself a copy of my FREE (yes, free as in beer) e-book: Fuck Calories*.
Really, it’s the only nutrition book you’ll ever need.
But of course, stick around Stumptuous.com if you like. We’re happy to have you.
Big thanks and squatlove to designer and Stumpfan Michel Vrana for the cover and frontispiece!
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*Yes, this book has cuss words. Many of them. Deal with it. Hey, it’s free. You get what the fuck you pay for.
Fuck Calories – now in Slovenian!
Thanks to Katarina Višnar and her team, Fuck Calories has been translated into Slovenian as Jebeš Kalorije!
Click to download Jebeš Kalorije in PDF. (My Slovenian is somewhat rusty so I can’t promise it isn’t a shopping list or something. Enjoy!)
Be sure to visit Katarina and say thanks. The translation team included:
Translation: Jan Kok
Editing: Katarina Višnar
Proofreading: Renata Hari
DTP: Uroš Trujkić
Fuck Calories – now in Polish!
Click to download Pieprzyć Kalorie in PDF.
Translation: Karolina Owczarzak
High fives to all the kind folks involved in translating! You folks are amazing!
Fuck Calories – now in Spanish!
Click to download A La Chingada Con Las Calorías in PDF.
This was maybe one of the best translation efforts ever, because we took the time to discuss the best interpretation of “Fuck”. Apparently there are numerous regional variations. Spanish speakers, you have my utmost respect for your dedication to exuberant and diverse cussin’.
Translation: Carolina Belmares
I wanna translate!
Hey, why the hell not?! Spread the word of Stumptuous around the globe. If you want to take a crack at translating Fuck Calories into another language, drop me a line and volunteer. Viva la revolution!