‘Scuze me Miz Obama, which way to the GUN SHOW?!

April 3rd, 2009  |  Published in Stumpblog  |  2 Comments

I can’t decide what is stupiderer and more trite: the recent media frenzy over using Twitter (hot on the heels of “journalism” that uses MySpace pages as “research”, producing articles such as “Teen Killer Wrote ‘lol lol :-D’ On hots3xxxy69’s Page Before Slaying Mother With Brick; Also Thinks Britney ‘sux omg lololol'”); or the ink that was needlessly spilled in the multiple intellectual ejaculations over Michelle Obama’s arms.

Nevertheless, hey, there could be worse role models than a smart, elegant, politically savvy, buff, well-dressed, highly educated woman of colour who’s apparently a great mother too (and the new BFF of both Oprah and Queen Elizabeth). Thus thanks to reader Amber I bring you First Guns, a blog written from the perspective of Michelle Obama’s arms with lots of good insights on strength and women’s bodies in the media.


  1. Thunder and Lightning says:

    April 4th, 2009at 10:25 pm(#)

    Thanks for the shoutout, Amber!

    Stay strong,

    T & L

  2. Rebecca Knight says:

    April 6th, 2009at 12:57 pm(#)

    Wow, is it wrong to be so morbidly fascinated by that blog? Thank you for sharing! From now on I’m going to get my political fix from Michelle’s bulging arm-muscles :D.

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