Endangered gym species

October 30th, 2009  |  Published in Stumpblog  |  1 Comment

For too long you’ve ignored them, or wished they would drop a weight on their foot. Maybe you turned up your iPod to avoid them. Or perhaps you sneaked off a whey protein fart in their vicinity. Now things are different. The douchebags are mad as hell and they aren’t gonna take it any more, and that includes the jerkoff who does 500 sets of biceps curls in your squat rack!

We Are Douchebags


  1. Tari Muniz says:

    November 12th, 2009at 11:55 am(#)

    Yes, I have sneaked a whey protein goodie at them more than once.

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