2012 rants

Rant 66 December 2012: The First Rule of Fast Club

December 2nd, 2012 by Mistress Krista | 27 Comments

Rant 66 December 2012: The First Rule of Fast Club

The first rule of fast club is: Don’t talk about fast club. The second rule of fast club is that skinny guys no longer get to tell me what to do. (Although I love you guys. You look so cute with your pants falling down!)


Rant 65 October 2012: Pray for Mojo

October 14th, 2012 by Mistress Krista | 42 Comments

Rant 65 October 2012: Pray for Mojo

The late 30s and 40s are a time of great power for women. Declining hormones tear veils away from our eyes. It is the beginning of when we learn to get over the crap we’ve been spoon-fed, to feel some rumbling righteous anger, and start loving ourselves.


Rant 64 April 2012: The House That Stumptuous Built

March 31st, 2012 by Mistress Krista | 70 Comments

Rant 64 April 2012: The House That Stumptuous Built

Judge me, assholes. Judge the hell out of me. Let me know when you’re done. Because I have other business in this world.


Rant 63 February 2012: In Praise of Older Women

February 4th, 2012 by Mistress Krista | 38 Comments

Rant 63 February 2012: In Praise of Older Women

Esteemed Stumpfans, I present you with this unalterable truth: I ain’t gettin’ any younger. And neither are you.


Rant 62 January 2012: Goooooaaalllls!!

December 26th, 2011 by Mistress Krista | 22 Comments

Rant 62 January 2012: Goooooaaalllls!!

When did we all become so obsessed with producing stuff? Do I really want to be able to make more stuff, faster? I thought I left that shit behind in academia when I got off the Publication Purgatory treadmill. This year, do LESS.



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