2008 rants

Rant 49 September 2008: How I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb

September 17th, 2008 by Mistress Krista | 4 Comments

If you are like most people, you are probably a failure, many times over. You have screwed up so many times from birth to this present moment that your cumulative idiocies could pile up to the moon – before themselves breaking away, clumping together, and forming a satellite of their own. But don’t be discouraged!


Rant 48 August 2008: You’re lying to yourself

August 7th, 2008 by OMGBFFA | 7 Comments

Hi everybody! It’s OMGBFF A here, and I will be your guest ranter this month. It’s been a busy time in KristaLand, what with her new coaching business and all, so I figured I could buy her some time by talking about myself and providing the August 2008 Rant of the Month.


Rant 47: June 2008 On the good ship Karmapop

June 1st, 2008 by Mistress Krista | Comments Off

Wow. Just wow. I cannot come up with a better word to describe what’s happened since I took my job and shoved it. My karma ship came in like a luxury cruise liner full of buffet tables and inebriated hotties stumbling upon a desert island castaway.


Rant 46 April 2008: Shoveling to nowhere, or, let’s quitz again, like we did last summer

April 5th, 2008 by Mistress Krista | 1 Comment

It’s been a hard winter in Toronto. It started earlier than normal with a snowstorm that was like Satan had mated with a canister of liquid nitrogen, and kinda just went from there. It’s now April 6 as I write this, and there are still piles of snow outside, hanging on by their icy little fingernails. So you can’t blame people for getting a little kooky.


Rant 45 February 2008: Let’s get this party started

February 1st, 2008 by Mistress Krista | Comments Off

This story begins, as all good stories do, with having margaritas with grappling legend Eddie Bravo in a snowstorm.



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