How to eat

The top 5 nutrition mistakes you’re probably making

September 14th, 2011 by Mistress Krista | 14 Comments

Female athletes come in all shapes, such as runners, power-lifters fighters, dancers, or women just out there having fun. Yet they all seem to make the same nutrition mistakes. The good news is that if you fix these things, you’re way ahead of the game!

The How To Go Primal cheat sheet

August 20th, 2011 by Mistress Krista | 9 Comments

Inspired by reader comments on How To Go Primal (without really trying), I’ve created a handy HTGP cheat sheet that lays out the options for three types of diets (and by diet, I mean eating routine, not Slimfast).

The premise here is that there are three very general types of categories of diets, based on human technological and cultural changes.

How to dump sugar… for good

August 18th, 2011 by Mistress Krista | 79 Comments

How to dump sugar... for good

I’m a hardass about sugar. Sugar has no place in anyone’s diet. Period. It ages you, fucks up your metabolism and moods, and is Public Enemy #1 for chronic disease.

Getting off sugar is the most worthwhile 3 weeks of hell you’ll ever spend. Ready to get that sugar monkey off your back? Then let’s go!

The carb myth part 3: Low carb vs lower carb

June 21st, 2008 by Mistress Krista | 28 Comments

Are carbs all-or-nothing? Do you have to give up bread for all eternity just to see your abs? Well, you could, if you wanted. Or you could find a carb intake strategy that works for you. Here are some options.

The carb myth part 2: It’s the calories, stupid

June 21st, 2008 by Mistress Krista | 12 Comments

In the first part of this series, The Carb Myth Part I, I pointed out that people often replaced the fat in their food with carbs, primarily in the form of refined sugar. I also stressed that controlling carb intake was critical to ensuring successful fat loss and appetite management. I’d like to expand on this a little bit because currently, the low-carb mania is echoing the stupidity of the low-fat mania ten years ago.

The bottom line: refined carbs—processed sugars and simple starches—are still bad for you.

The carb myth part 1: Why “fat-free” can still make you fat

June 21st, 2008 by Mistress Krista | 6 Comments

Ah, the 1980s and early 1990s, the era of ultra-low-fat diets. We were told that we could eat anything we want, as long as it didn’t have fat in it. Calories were irrelevant! Just purge the fat and you can eat everything with impunity! I don’t know about you folks, but I chowed down a whole lot of plain rice and brownies made with applesauce. Well, at the end of it all in early 1997, I was still overweight. Desperately, I tried to purge every last living fat molecule from my life. And through it all, I happily scarfed “fat-free” treats: Snackwells, hard candies, Jello, gelatos and sorbets, fat-free salad dressings with a weird chemical aftertaste… Are you doing the math by now, dear reader? It wasn’t the fat in my diet that was the problem, it was the carbohydrate intake. In other words, I had replaced some negligible fat calories with tons of sugar and starch calories.

How to eat more fruits and veggies

June 21st, 2008 by Mistress Krista | 2 Comments

Hopefully I’ve convinced you that fruits and veggies, aka F/V, are good for you. They contain valuable vitamins and hundreds of other chemical compounds, as well as soluble and insoluble fibre. Also, they taste good! When I meet people who say that they don’t like F/V, it usually means that a) they have only tried a limited range and/or b) they don’t know how to cook them properly.

An apple a day keeps the oxidants away

June 21st, 2008 by Mistress Krista | Comments Off

This just in from the Department of Duh: fruits and vegetables are good for you. Also, sky is blue and water is wet.

Why diets don’t work: Conclusion, and what DOES work

June 21st, 2008 by Mistress Krista | Comments Off

The short and sweet conclusion I promised? Drastic diets or diets without exercise chew through muscle. Less muscle means lower BMR and more relative bodyfat. Lower BMR means eventually putting on additional bodyfat in the long run. It puts your hormones out of whack and disrupts your appetite and eating patterns. Essentially your whole metabolic environment is screwed up.

It also means that short-term, drastic caloric restriction is not a good solution for long term weight maintenance and bodyfat loss.

Why diets don’t work, problem 4: The band-aid solution

June 21st, 2008 by Mistress Krista | 1 Comment

Aside from the physiological effects, possibly the biggest reason why diets don’t work is that people regard them as short-term solutions to a long-term issue. The issue is usually insufficient activity/sedentary and poor nutrition. In some cases it can also be an underlying medical condition such as polycystic ovary syndrome or thyroid disorder. However building muscle can help in both those cases, as it improves insulin resistance as well as adding lean body mass.

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